The Merchant of Venice didn't completely suck.

All that glistens is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
But my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms infold.
Had you been as wise as bold,
Young in limbs, in judgment old,
Your answer had not been inscrolled.
Fare you well, your suit is cold.

-The Merchant of Venice, Act 2, Scene 7